Monday Hoddle of Coffee, I Think We’re OK? Edition, August 28, 2017

So far this season we’ve beaten Newcastle and Burnley comfortable according to xG and narrowly lost to Chelsea. I’m going to keep telling myself that and will be doing my best to banish all variations of the phrase “Wembley is cursed,” from my vocabulary.

That’s how I’m doing today. How are you all? This is fine, right? ... Right?

Links

Poche is back to his greatest hits: the problem is mentality.

Gigi Buffon is not a fan of Serie A’s new video review system.

We won’t have to play Ousmane Dembele in this year’s Champions League, but we will be facing Ukrainian winger Andriy Yarmolenko, who Dortmund are signing to take Dembele’s place on the wing.