Peep peep! That was a hideous 90 minutes for West Ham, who were routinely shredded on the counter-attack by an excellent Liverpool attack. It could have been worse than 4-1, and it wouldn’t be a surprise if Slaven Bilic lost his job during the international break. West Ham’s morale is at rock bottom. Thanks for your company, goodnight!
81 min Oxlade-Chamberlain’s superb cut-back finds Salah, who tries to place a curler into the corner and complete a hat-trick. Hart springs across his line to make a comfortable save.
Game over. Mane danced past two defenders and chipped a pass to the unmarked Salah on the left of the box. He had time to take the ball down, consider the meaning of life and hammer an excellent low shot into the far corner. Hart had no chance.
69 min Arnautovic teases a cross towards Hernandez, who is off balance and backheads the ball over the bar. He was pushed by Moreno., though whether it was enough for a penalty I don’t know. At the other end, the superb Firmino dances through the defence only to drag his shot across goal and wide. He should have scored. That finish aside, Firmino has been so good tonight.
68 min A good move from Liverpool. Oxlade-Chamberlain works the ball into Firmino, who backheels it out to Mane. He blasts high and wide from a tight angle.
66 min “So who wants to tell Ewan Atkinson that’s it’s quite difficult to MBM a match that doesn’t happen until tomorrow?” says Phil Sawyer. “Although if you’re going to give a it a go, I hear Arsenal are 5-0 up right now.”
64 min West Ham have been much better since Lanzini scored, despite the desperate disappointment of conceding the third goal. I didn’t really do justice to how good Lanzini’s goal was, one of those quietly classy goals that only a proper technician can score.
63 min “Bringing down an opposition player is against the rules, and punishable by a yellow card and free kick against the player committing the foul,” says Matt Dony. “Simulation is against the rules, and punishable by a yellow card and a free kick against. There is an equivalency. In both cases, some players ‘get away with it’, either by the referee determining that no foul was committed, or by being fooled by the dive. The differences are, one is trying to gain a defensive advantage whereas the other is an offensive tactic, and one involves outright deception, bringing sportsmanship into it. Suarez’ handball on the line was unsporting. It denied the other team a win that they had engineered within the rules of the game. He was punished, and sent off. But the penalty was missed, so he ‘got away with it.’ I’m not saying I wouldn’t have done it. That’s never been the point. It just doesn’t seem logical that one type of cheating provoked a pat on the back, and another provoked moral outrage.”
59 min Lanzini misses a great chance to make it 3-2! Carroll played him in with a short angled pass, and Lanzini stretched to crash a shot over the bar with his left foot.
GOAL! West Ham 1-3 Liverpool (Oxlade-Chamberlain 56)
Oh my, this is hideous from West Ham. Liverpool have scored again almost straight from the kick off. Firmino, aided by more weak defending, did really well to tee up Oxlade-Chamberlain, who scored at the second attempt after a good save from Hart.
This is a brilliant goal. Ayew tossed a nothing ball to the far post, where Lanzini backed away from Gomez, pulled the ball down on his chest and, despite being hopelessly off balance, improvised to lift it cleverly over Mignolet.
53 min “Hello, Rob,” says Ewen Atkinson. “You consistently fail to mention that Manchester City have stuck nine goals against these 22 Liverpool and West Ham players, sans reply from any of them. Not even one goal back. We will demolish Arsène’s Arsenal Wenger tomorrow by a similar margin, but still you and yours won’t talk about it. You and colleagues are ignoring a phenomenon unseen in English foopball, so you can shut up with your shutting up about it. City are the only team worth talking about now, so you can stop texting about these 22 no-marks. There’s only one game in town and country, and it’s not this one.”
47 min Kouyate’s corner deflects behind for a corner, the first opportunity to involve Carroll. Lanzini curls it into the area, Matip heads clear and Reid is booked for an inept hack at Mane.
“Evening Rob,” says Simon McMahon. “What I wouldn’t give to be 25 and talented. Though if Klopp’s ever looking for a talentless 45-year-old to provide Bez / Terry McDermott style ‘vibes’, can you give him my number?”
“The Hammers certainly aren’t giving us any fireworks here,” sniffs Phil Sawyer. “They simply can’t hold a roman candle up to Liverpool at the moment. It’s like watching a banger try to take on a supercar. Let’s hope Bilic gives them a rocket during his half-time talk. Or perhaps bring on Carroll, who should be a sparkler against this Liverpool defence.”
Morality latest “The laws of the game set out what infringements are ‘not allowed’, but also prescribe a consequence to those infringements,” says Joel Pool. “If you decide to deliberately foul an opponent and accept the resulting caution/dismissal/penalty etc, then that is an option available to you within the laws of the game. Sportsmanship is a more nebulous set of rules that are ultimately subjective, and comes down to taste and class. Luis Suarez’s World Cup handball on the goal line, or hacking someone down to stop a certain goal (in exchange for a red card and a penalty which is a likely goal), these are options, however distasteful, and to ignore the existence of these options out of virtue alone is to deny some tools which may be required in extreme situations.”
Whenever a moral dilemma arises, I ask myself one simple question: What Would Richie Aprile Do?
That was a miserable half for West Ham, who are booed off by the home fans. Liverpool scored twice from corners in the space of three minutes, the first a West Ham corner, and were in total control thereafter. See you in 10 minutes for the second half.
44 min Oxlade-Chamberlain curls a fine pass over the defence for Salah, who scoots away from Kouyate but overruns the ball with his second touch. That allows Reid to come across and concede a corner.