Some stories don't really need words.
This one, for instance.
The truth is that there really are no words to describe the video you can see above. Once you have watched it, finding an adjective that appropriately and adequately describes your feelings is an impossible task.
Believe me, we've tried.
If you think we're exaggerating, just give it a watch.
The video is a clip put together by a Tottenham supporter called Jessie Barnett, who has created a Lion-King-style, 'Circle of Life' type tribute to his club, apparently about his son's love for Spurs.
If that sounds odd, then… well, let's just say you may have a few questions once you have sat through the remarkably well-produced video.
Questions like:
1. How terrifying is the sight of a doll dressed up in Tottenham gear?
Well, that's our nightmares sorted for the next few years.
CHEERS.
2. How did he get onto the pitch?
There are a couple of scenes in the video where Jessie and his crew are pitchside at the old White Hart Lane.
How did that happen? Who gave them permission?
SO. MANY. QUESTIONS.
3. Has anyone ever worn this sort of facepaint to a Spurs game?
Can someone tell this bloke he looks more like a Finland supporter than a Tottenham fan?
4. How many takes did they have to do of this bit?
We can only begin to imagine the number of times they were stopped as they tried to walk down the Tottenham High Road… in slow motion… with a baby doll… mouthing the names of Spurs players in time to the Lion King.
The mind boggles.
5. Is it awful, brilliant, or brilliantly awful?
Should we be impressed? Disgusted? Amused? Terrified?
IT'S ALL SO CONFUSING…