Now, first thing's first, the real news here is that Sergio Aguero is okay. His car crash in Amsterdam last night could have been so much worse.

Manchester City have announced that they'll assess the forward upon his return to the club, with some reports indicating that he could even be in contention to face Chelsea on Saturday, and others putting him out for two months.

Whatever the damage, football fans were breathing a sign of relief on Friday morning when it was revealed that the damage suffered by the Argentinean wasn't too serious - although broken ribs don't sound like a picnic, in truth.

Thankfully he's going to be okay (
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The taxi crashed into a lamp post (
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And then, after breathing that sigh of relief, plenty of minds turned to something else entirely.

Because *if* Aguero is going to be out for two months, then that is obviously going to have a negative impact on a lot of fantasy football teams, with the forward added to many sides after his fine form this season.

And... well... some people couldn't help themselves.

Now we get it. We understand. We know that you desperately want to finish above your friends and co-workers in your mini-leagues, but... actually, no we don't.

You're all awful people.

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