Friday’s Toffee Bites: Everton are a joke

Don’t even look at me, Everton. I don’t want to see you. I don’t want to hear you. I don’t even what to think about you. As far as I’m concerned, you’re dead to me...until Sunday, when I will torture myself yet again.

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Dead inside.

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We’ve got another weird one, folks.

Friday’s Toffee Bites

Everton vs. Lyon | 2017-18 Europa League Highlights - YouTube
Relive the misery.

Williams: That Spirit Will Get Us Through This - EvertonFC.com
The captain du jour was a bit of an embarrassment against Lyon, but he's taking the positives away from this one.

Koeman Rues "Under The Level" First Half - EvertonFC.com
Ronald Koeman admitted a poor first half proved costly as his Everton side lost 2-1 against Lyon in the Europa League at Goodison.

Everton branded dirtiest team in Premier League history - Daily Mail Online
Everton have been branded the dirtiest team in Premier League history, according to a new study. The Toffees came above Chelsea and Arsenal, while Derby hold highest average for yellows.

Everton could face punishment for fan punch during Europa League melee - ESPN
Everton could face punishment from UEFA after a fan holding a child appeared to aim a punch at a Lyon player during a second-half melee at Goodison.

What and How to Watch

Premier League: West Ham United vs Bright & Hove Albion, 3 p.m. ET, NBCSN
Bundesliga: Schalke 04 vs Mainz 05
Ligue 1: Saint-Etienne vs Montpellier, 2:45 p.m. ET, beIN Sports
Women’s Friendly: France vs England, 3 p.m. ET, beIN Sports
USL: Louisville City vs Bethlehem Steel, 7:30 p.m. ET, YouTube
Real Monarchs vs Sacramento Republic, 10 p.m. ET, YouTube
MLB: Yankees at Astros, 8 p.m. ET, FS1 (Game six, Yankees lead 3-2)

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