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      The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread

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      Keith Singleton
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread
      Reply #15065: Sep 18, 2017 12:47:08 pm
      I can't get my head round why Chelsea sold Matic to Utd, that one makes zero sense, even if they weren't going to play him don't sell to your main rival ffs!

      You me and many others mate. Arguably the second biggest cock up in the transfer window.
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      Reply #15066: Sep 18, 2017 01:01:21 pm
      You me and many others mate. Arguably the second biggest cock up in the transfer window.

      How come anything concerned with the Mancs isn't No. 1, Keith? :D
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      Reply #15067: Sep 18, 2017 01:15:34 pm
      How come anything concerned with the Mancs isn't No. 1, Keith? :D

      Because I don't wear rose tinted glasses like so many United & Liverpool fans.  :D
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      Reply #15068: Sep 18, 2017 01:28:14 pm
      Because I don't wear rose tinted glasses like so many United & Liverpool fans.  :D

      Tsk Tsk.. Killjoy :)
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      Reply #15069: Sep 18, 2017 01:43:36 pm
      Come on heimdall this is English football were talking about  ;D Seriously, I've never heard anything so ridiculous  :lmao:

      Maybe if it wasn't United it wouldn't of entered your mind.m ;D

      So do you really not find it odd that 3 teams now, in 5 games, have basically given up in the last 10 minutes against you, because I do find that very very weird in the premiership.
      In any case I was watching the match and it was a really strange one, I would actually say that Everton were bossing the game in the second half so your lot were very lucky to win let alone 4-0.
      From my pov the best team so far is Citeh and by quite a large margin as well. As long as they don't implode then I can't see Utd winning it and I'm not even counting Chelsea out either.
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      Reply #15070: Sep 18, 2017 01:53:15 pm
      No but come on Keith, to get a trio of goals in the last 10 minutes once in a season is perhaps possible but three times in 5 matches against premiership opposition, sorry but that is just really really weird or is it some bizarre tactic that the manure players relax for 35 minutes in the second half, risk the other team equalizing on multiple occasions and then put the turbos on for the last 10 minutes, damned risky tactic if true.
      It is probably related to fitness levels. We could learn a thing or two rather than exhausting our players in training before games. Over training is a thing and I think we suffered a lot from it last season. We look lethargic at times this season. I am not over fond of gegenpressing. I think teams lose shape from it and I am sure it is the cause of all those hamstring injuries we had last season.
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      Reply #15071: Sep 18, 2017 01:57:46 pm
      So do you really not find it odd that 3 teams now, in 5 games, have basically given up in the last 10 minutes against you, because I do find that very very weird in the premiership.
      In any case I was watching the match and it was a really strange one, I would actually say that Everton were bossing the game in the second half so your lot were very lucky to win let alone 4-0.
      From my pov the best team so far is Citeh and by quite a large margin as well. As long as they don't implode then I can't see Utd winning it and I'm not even counting Chelsea out either.

      Shows a good level of fitness plus a strong bench
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      Reply #15072: Sep 18, 2017 02:03:49 pm
      Played 5 pretty sh*t teams to be honest and another in the CL.

      Long ways to go.
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      Reply #15073: Sep 18, 2017 03:09:08 pm
      So do you really not find it odd that 3 teams now, in 5 games, have basically given up in the last 10 minutes against you, because I do find that very very weird in the premiership.
      In any case I was watching the match and it was a really strange one, I would actually say that Everton were bossing the game in the second half so your lot were very lucky to win let alone 4-0.
      From my pov the best team so far is Citeh and by quite a large margin as well. As long as they don't implode then I can't see Utd winning it and I'm not even counting Chelsea out either.

      I don't think it's strange at all mate. Your the only Liverpool fan I've heard say such a comment (( to date )) come to think of it, never heard any fan from the premiership say such a comment so you've really got me on that one  :o :o

      I have already said in another post that the score fattered us as Everton did pass the ball well for a period of time and made us look average. Like you I do agree Citeh look the better team at moment. I picked them (( unfortunately )) before a ball was kicked in the new season. I've seen nothing to change that opinion as of yet.

      United are playing well but it certainly isn't championship form. No complaints though, Mourhino putting his mark down really well and that will do for me. For a manager who often gets accused of parking the bus, negative football and yet scoring 19 goals in six games he's certainly putting the doubters in turmoil  ;D
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      Reply #15074: Sep 18, 2017 03:14:36 pm
      Played 5 pretty sh*t teams to be honest and another in the CL.

      Long ways to go.

      Yep that's true but getting the results this year unlike last when we were drawing them, that's the difference  :)
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      Reply #15075: Sep 18, 2017 03:32:57 pm
      I don't think it's strange at all mate. Your the only Liverpool fan I've heard say such a comment (( to date )) come to think of it, never heard any fan from the premiership say such a comment so you've really got me on that one  :o :o

      I have already said in another post that the score fattered us as Everton did pass the ball well for a period of time and made us look average. Like you I do agree Citeh look the better team at moment. I picked them (( unfortunately )) before a ball was kicked in the new season. I've seen nothing to change that opinion as of yet.

      United are playing well but it certainly isn't championship form. No complaints though, Mourhino putting his mark down really well and that will do for me. For a manager who often gets accused of parking the bus, negative football and yet scoring 19 goals in six games he's certainly putting the doubters in turmoil  ;D

      OK so just me thinking that its statistically weird then, oh well, once again I'm in the minority n this forum ;-)

      I have to say that I'm very impressed with how your lot are playing and certainly the results so far but I'm still not convinced you'll win the league this season but you are in the mix which sadly I don't think we will be and thats down to the stubbornness of our manager and his inability of recruiting better defenders, its bloody frustrating as we have a great attack.
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      Reply #15076: Sep 18, 2017 03:51:19 pm
      OK so just me thinking that its statistically weird then, oh well, once again I'm in the minority n this forum ;-)

      I have to say that I'm very impressed with how your lot are playing and certainly the results so far but I'm still not convinced you'll win the league this season but you are in the mix which sadly I don't think we will be and thats down to the stubbornness of our manager and his inability of recruiting better defenders, its bloody frustrating as we have a great attack.

      Yeah on that one your defo the minority  :D
      It's the Mourhino factor, I've said it all along, he's best manager in the world and sees football on a different level than us lesser lights  ;D  Yes he's a arrogant f**ker at times but still wouldn't swap him.  ;D

      I still think Klopp the man for Liverpool even though it's very strange what went on in the transfer market, truth is I thought it was embarrassing the way Liverpool conducted their summer spending. Just doesn't add up for me.  :roll: :roll:

      If your owners had spent well in the window I had you down as contenders, sadly for you and the fans it didn't. Think the best you can hope for is 4th/6th.
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      Reply #15077: Sep 18, 2017 10:48:04 pm
      Off topic for one post.. I can understand yours and others frustration at the moment. One thing I can't get my head round though is why the f**k Klopp bought Ox for 40 million??  He's only a squad player and priorities surely should of been a CB of sorts. For me it will cost you dearly as the damage will be done before you correct it in the transfer window in January.

      United buy Matic for 40 million and already proved a sensational signing. You buy Ox and he just fills positions you already have covered.  ??? Seriously I can't get my head round it. Worse signing of the season for you mate.

      I usually like giving you stick on here Keith lad, love to laugh at you Mancs whenever I can, but you've 100% nailed it there.

      Now, where was I... Dirty Manc! Your luck will run out when you get some tougher fixtures!!!. Much better ;)
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      Reply #15078: Sep 19, 2017 09:32:45 am
      I usually like giving you stick on here Keith lad, love to laugh at you Mancs whenever I can, but you've 100% nailed it there.

      Now, where was I... Dirty Manc! Your luck will run out when you get some tougher fixtures!!!. Much better ;)

      Yeah I know you can certainly give it Larr! But I can take it hence why I've been here so long.  :D  Fortunately you've not got much to laugh at us so far.  :D

      No luck needed at moment as we've deserved all our wins on merit. Granted it's going to get harder though. However, I'm enjoying watching us play at the moment.  :) Can you say the same  ;D  :f_tongueincheek:
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      Reply #15079: Sep 19, 2017 09:36:48 am
      Yeah on that one your defo the minority  :D
      It's the Mourhino factor, I've said it all along, he's best manager in the world and sees football on a different level than us lesser lights  ;D  Yes he's a arrogant f**ker at times but still wouldn't swap him.  ;D

      I still think Klopp the man for Liverpool even though it's very strange what went on in the transfer market, truth is I thought it was embarrassing the way Liverpool conducted their summer spending. Just doesn't add up for me.  :roll: :roll:

      If your owners had spent well in the window I had you down as contenders, sadly for you and the fans it didn't. Think the best you can hope for is 4th/6th.
      Matic is 29. You will get one or two seasons from him. His game revolves around high intensity and that kind of player loses the ability to play at the highest level faster. You are right, Ox is a squad player and not worth 40m, but he is 23 and carries that English premium. If Ox flopps, no doubt that he can be resold for 20m.... If matic flopped at united it's 40m in the bin. I can't stand that we got ox and loaned out Origi though, it feels like we paid for a downgrade. It's possibly because Klopp wants to give Ings a chance and sees Ox as a long term replacement for Milner. In today's market a decent long term squad player and a first team player near retirement is probably similar. Barcelona got into a mess buying ageing peak players over and over...... Sadly United can probably afford it. Seem to have bottomless wallets.
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      Reply #15080: Sep 19, 2017 10:46:42 am
      Yeah I know you can certainly give it Larr! But I can take it hence why I've been here so long.  :D  Fortunately you've not got much to laugh at us so far.  :D

      No luck needed at moment as we've deserved all our wins on merit. Granted it's going to get harder though. However, I'm enjoying watching us play at the moment.  :) Can you say the same  ;D  :f_tongueincheek:

      I love to watch us attack but hate to watch us defend. What irritates me at the moment is how close we are to really be challenging, all we need is one top notch striker and 2 CB's.
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      Reply #15081: Sep 19, 2017 12:15:27 pm
      I love to watch us attack but hate to watch us defend. What irritates me at the moment is how close we are to really be challenging, all we need is one top notch striker and 2 CB's.

      Without doubt exciting to watch up front Rib. Think you must be on pins and biting those nails on set pieces and defending.  ;D. You need 1/2 CB's 100%. This is where Klopp/owners fu**ed up.
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      Reply #15082: Sep 19, 2017 12:27:52 pm
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      Reply #15083: Sep 19, 2017 12:43:47 pm
      Matic is 29. You will get one or two seasons from him. His game revolves around high intensity and that kind of player loses the ability to play at the highest level faster. You are right, Ox is a squad player and not worth 40m, but he is 23 and carries that English premium. If Ox flopps, no doubt that he can be resold for 20m.... If matic flopped at united it's 40m in the bin. I can't stand that we got ox and loaned out Origi though, it feels like we paid for a downgrade. It's possibly because Klopp wants to give Ings a chance and sees Ox as a long term replacement for Milner. In today's market a decent long term squad player and a first team player near retirement is probably similar. Barcelona got into a mess buying ageing peak players over and over...... Sadly United can probably afford it. Seem to have bottomless wallets.

      Now then Rib,  I haven't forgotten what you said about Matic a few weeks back  ;D. You said he wasn't worth £40 million remember  ;) doesn't matter if he only last one year if we win things again like last year then that's all that matters.  ;) It's about improving the squad for the year ahead. Mourhino has done that once again.

      Do you still think Matic is not worth £40 million based on what you've seen?? His stats are phenomenal. In fact he's 1st in every department in the premiership.  ;) Does it matter f your right and he only last two years??. We as fans want success now.

      Ox won't improve, he will continue to be just a squad player and nothing more. Does it really matter if you get 20 million if you decide to sell him?? You want to win something now not next year and Ox isn't the answer. Personally I'd rather of bought two mediocrity CB'S for 40 million than Ox as he doesn't improve your side whereas 2CB's would surly of helped. Currently your defence ( IMHO) is sh*te.

      Yes it's fair to say United have bigger pockets than Liverpool so can right off easier than others, that's why it's imperative with what funds Liverpool have they use them wisely. Surely even you can see Ox is a bad buy And the club fu**ed up??



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      Reply #15084: Sep 19, 2017 12:45:37 pm

      Not sure he will find it offensive  ;D However, I do agree they should find a new song.
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      Reply #15085: Sep 19, 2017 01:14:39 pm
      Not sure he will find it offensive  ;D However, I do agree they should find a new song.
      It's not that racist. Inappropriate yes.
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