Lets call him Kia Winebeer then.

I'm conscious that it's probably evident that I have also been drinking.

**contemplates logging out and just reading as a guest**

Remember when Peter Moore said earlier in the week that he wasn't in charge of transfers?

How very lucky for him!!

It's not funny.

It's John W Henry's fault I'm pissed. Looked at the W in his name,  pictured it upside down as an M and thought Magners which reminded me I don't like Magners so I went and got some Bulmers.

And here I am chatting sh*t.

Joorabchian

£200m we know Barca have that.

Need to camouflage our best players better.

Teams like Chelsea, Citeh and the like never seem ripe for the picking as much as we do.

Put a stand-out South American in a team, surround him largely with mediocrity (especially midfield & defence) and it just highlights how good a player he is, and the inevitable happens. He becomes like a homing beacon for the Spanish giants.

Surround him in equal quality (midfield and defense in particular), because Mane is a gem, and Salah could be, we'd then start winning trophies and look as strong as Citeh and Chelsea do. Until this happens, chasing our tail is the perfect analogy to our situation.

It's because we big up our players before they are even anything. We were calling him world class before he even played 5 world class games a year. I was disappointed he was given our player of the season 2 seasons ago, really wasn't, Milner was. But I think all that adds up to a bigger transfer fee anyway so that's okay, sort of. Bad for the club long term though when that's our practice.

Anyway it's all good because we'll get an absurd amount of money for him and Klopp will put it into the TEAM to find better suited team players. That's the mentality we need to adopt, his way of thinking not the single superstar sh*t we've been trapped in, putting everything on Torres, Suarez, Sterling, Coutinho. Instead of trying to shoehorn Coutinho into his hard working midfield or his wide positions where he needs actual wingers, he can buy guys like Keita and Salah and VvD who will be better for the overall team.

I don't know. Also teams like Chelsea and City have played CL football and challenged for the title more consistently than we have.  This is because they have spent the money to stay there in the first place. The likes of Willian, Hazard or Aguero, who I'm sure Barca/Real have drooled over, seem satisfied where they are.
Well, I was really hoping (for some stupid reason) this transfer season might change this but it seems we are stuck in that old cycle which sees us cheaping out, missing out on silverware and losing our best players.
Losing Couts after the sub-par transfer period (in comparison to the competition) is a huge blow and must be the last red flag to ignite a fecking change and break this cycle of mediocrity.

Bollox!!! Sitting here pissed off thought I'd find some solace in music so turned on '80's channel to hear Freddie and that fat bird singing BARCELONA 😡😡😡f**k me im pisssed