Right, that's it. Will the last person left on the planet who doesn't have an opinion on Alexis Sanchez please make yourself known.
The Chilean's move from Arsenal to Old Trafford has been the talk of several towns for the past week - trust us, we know - and the latest person to pipe up and give their opinion on the whole thing is the Irish WWE superstar Sheamus.
Obviously.
Speaking at the 25th anniversary of RAW , the three-time WWE champion didn't hold back when he was (for some reason) asked about the move.
The Dublin-born star - who is a Liverpool fan - immediately said: “Who? I thought he retired 20 years ago!
“The thing is about Alexis Sanchez, it’s all about money.
“Last year he stopped caring, stopped putting any effort in. Why do you want a player like that? Why would you want a player who throws his toys out the pram just so he can get a move to somewhere else with more money?
“I’ve got no respect for Sanchez. When I first saw Sanchez at Arsenal I had a lot of respect, all of this [stuff] that happens, now no respect.
“It’s just like [Philippe] Coutinho. Coutinho halfway through the season wants to leave Liverpool, so let him go.
“Arsenal are much better without him (Sanchez), they can build a team around players who actually want to play for the club."
The star then finished his tirade with the immortal words:
“Sanchez is overpriced asparagus from Whole Foods. Just too pricey, too expensive.”
Yeah, we don't know either.