The Bills streaker has a tattoo of an anthropomorphic corn dog in roller skates and there's a story behind it

Saints vs. Bills was interrupted on Sunday by a streaker who took to the field and ran a naked lap before being tackled by security. On Monday the Buffalo News wrote about the man’s mother.

Typically I’d be very interested to hear from a streaker’s mother about what it was like to see her naked son run on a field — but this isn’t a typical photo. Your eye is immediately drawn to his tattoo, and we need to talk about this.

I’ve been staring at this for 15 minutes trying to work it all out and here’s my prevailing theory on what this is ... ahem

I believe this is a tattoo of an anthropomorphic hot dog wearing roller skates and firing a gun into the air.

Initially I thought this was the best sleuthing I can do based on the image, until I found his Facebook page. Tristan Lambright is the streaker in question, a Roller Derby enthusiast who skates under the name “Senor Weiner.” This completely fit my theory that this is a tattoo of an anthropomorphic hot dog wearing roller skates and firing a gun into the air. Here’s a better photo of it.

What a time to be alive.