PAUL SCHOLES joked that the closest Romelu Lukaku got to Mile Svilar all night was when he consoled the young Benfica goalkeeper at full-time.
The Manchester United striker endured another frustrating night as Jose Mourinho's men laboured to a 1-0 victory in Lisbon.
Marcus Rashford scored the only goal — but it came in bizarre circumstances.
Mile Svilar, 18, who was making his debut, carried the England man's free-kick over the line in the second half.
It proved to be the only goal for the young goalkeeper, who beat Iker Casillas' record to become the youngest in Champions League football.
United's players were gracious at full-time as they consoled the youngster following his howler.
Fellow goalkeeper David de Gea — who knows what it's like to endure difficult moments as a youngster — spoke to Svilar after the game.
But Lukaku spent more time with his fellow countryman.
The duo both started their careers at Anderlecht.
BT Sport presenter Gary Lineker praised the United players for their sportsmanship.
However, cynical Scholes had a rather different view.
He pointed out the was the nearest Lukaku had got to the goalkeeper all night.
The former Everton man was once against isolated in attack and struggled to impose himself.